Q: Why is it so hard to find a man that’s caring, considerate, and nice? A: Because he already has a boyfriend.
A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, every Saturday he and his friends will load up beer and go fishing.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. – Erica Jong
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. – Gloria Steinem
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. – Tim Allen
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. – Rodney Dangerfield
Behind every successful man there’s a woman, behind every unsuccessful man there are several women.
Things you’ll never hear a man say…
If at first you don’t succeed then you are probably a man.
A genius is a man who can rewrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over. – Dino Levi
They all say they’re different but really they’re all just the same – boys.
If you never want to see a man again, say, ‘I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children…’ – they leave skid marks.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. – Groucho Marx
I like my men like I like my coffee. Tied up in a burlap bag and dragged through mountains.
When God created man she was only joking.
When a woman wants a man’s opinion…She gives it to him.
A man – if he has all the good qualities of a MAN can be considered as one of THE WONDERS OF THE WORLD…
A women needs a man like fish need a bicycle.
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