Avoid girls save fuel
Women are suitable to be journalists, they never spend a minute quiet.
Ladies, why you ask if a dress makes you look fat? Why you no see your fat makes you look fat?
Where would men be without women? Back in the garden of Eden.
Why did god create men first? He didn’t want to be coached on how to make him.
A woman look ten times more beautiful when she is sleeping, but only to her husband.:P
If Women were Cars, then the men would save more fuel…nobody wants a car that decides where to go, when to go and for how long.
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won’t run. – Phyllis Diller
Q: How to turn a fox into and elephant? A: Marry her.
The bravest thing that a man does is to bear a women in his life.
If for some reason I doubt that I’m wrong, all I need to do is ask a woman for verification.
Q: What’s the difference between the abominable snowman & an intelligent woman? A: There have been a few reported sightings of the snowman.
“Women” – they have a way of complicating things.
Halloween is for dressing as something you’re not. That’s why most girls go as sexy.
Women are cute…until you marry them!!
If a tree was suppose to give a money rather than a fruit I bet every girl will marry a monkey!!!
I’m a woman.. I’m smart. I never loose an argument. I can cook. I like to read fashion magazines. I love to be right. Men don’t understand us. We must have secret powers, because I don’t understand us, either.
Women: Believe in ‘less is more’ until it comes to their shoe collection.
I don’t condone wife beating, but I understand it!
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. – Robin Williams
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