Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

What do women and tornadoes have in common? They both moan when they come and they take the house when they leave.

Submitted by: Dana Peddicord on June 24, 2012

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything.
Oscar Wilde

Men are nasty to each other and don’t mean it,
Women are nice to each other and don’t mean it!

Submitted by: Richard on September 6, 2012

Men socialize by insulting one another, but they don’t really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting one another… But they don’t really mean it, either.

Submitted by: Danno on April 25, 2012

Men are from mars, women are from “Do I look fat in these?”.

Submitted by: george mattson on October 31, 2011

Why do only 60% of women go to heaven…because if they all went it would be hell.

Submitted by: robert on April 29, 2012

If you want to know a girl…praise her friends.

Submitted by: vasuroshan on January 11, 2011

Women speak two languages. One of which is verbal.

Submitted by: ddbakes on June 16, 2012

Synonym of women must be mysterious.. Cos know one has ever been able to understand them…

Submitted by: sarju on November 16, 2009

Never underestimate the power of nagging.

Submitted by: Ollie Hansén on July 17, 2011

Women are a language men will never understand.

Submitted by: leon on December 12, 2011

It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
Rodney Dangerfield

Ladies, why you ask if a dress makes you look fat? Why you no see your fat makes you look fat?

Submitted by: silly girl -..- on December 6, 2011

Why did god create men first?
He didn’t want to be coached on how to make him.

Submitted by: missportiap on December 4, 2011

Women are suitable to be journalists, they never spend a minute quiet.

Submitted by: Norman on December 4, 2012

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