Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.

Submitted by: :)Skyler(: on October 21, 2012

Hmmm, your hair looks wrong. Then again, everything ON you looks wrong…

Submitted by: Renata on April 24, 2010

I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

Submitted by: Jessica.C on August 17, 2010

Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p

Submitted by: Yui Kiyama on May 20, 2011

Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson on July 14, 2013

Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.

Submitted by: Kaonhia Vang on October 28, 2011

You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.

Submitted by: HYDE on September 27, 2010

Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!

Submitted by: :D on May 30, 2013

I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.

Submitted by: fasih on April 11, 2013

You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.

Submitted by: Nikki on December 3, 2010

Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
Robert Orben


Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)

Submitted by: wendel matunog on January 6, 2012

You know why God put you on earth. . . because he didn’t want you up there.

Insult Quote: You know why God put you on...

Submitted by: Soul Theif on January 30, 2011

If you were half as funny as you thought you were you’d be twice as funny as you actually are.

Submitted by: aarane on April 24, 2010

My lack of attention seems to be your fault.

Submitted by: bertman on May 18, 2010

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