Fat girls like hashtags(#) because they look like waffles.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you?
Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!
I’m sorry, you got a face that Photoshop can’t fix!
I would take a picture of you, but just focusing my lens on you made my camera break.
You know, when you open your mouth and start to say something, I already know it would be something stupid and irritating.
Trying to find what is ugliness? Then search no more, you’re a perfect definition of it.
You grow on people but so does cancer.
God cries when he sees your face.
If stupidity was an illness you’d be dead by now.
I don’t want to be mean but you need Listerine, not a sip or a swallow but the whole damn bottle.:)!!
Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself! I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it. Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you! Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.
I never thought I’d see someone uglier than you, that was until I met your mother. :D
Does this dress make me look fat? Hell no!! It’s the fat that makes you look fat!!!
If you want sympathy from me look it up in the dictionary, it’s between sh*t and syphilis.
You’re very pretty… Pretty ugly.
I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
Why don’t you go and drink a big glass of shut the f*** up?
You’re so dumb that when you got locked up in Tesco you starved to death.
Your mama’s so fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck.
You’re so ugly it took a team of scientists to figure out if you’re a boy, girl or a fat monkey.
You better shut up before I knock you into next year so I don’t have to deal with you this year.
You might change your face with a surgery, but what about your brain?
Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
The greatest danger of your life is your own stupidity.
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