Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!

Submitted by: wg on October 10, 2012

SHUT UP!!!!! YOU will NEVER be the man your MOM is!!!!!!

Submitted by: PATSFAN4EVR on April 26, 2012

At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.

Submitted by: tesla on November 14, 2011

You really are 31 flavors of dumb aren’t you.

Submitted by: 86VIP on February 15, 2011

Hating me won’t make you pretty.

Submitted by: blackheart on April 27, 2012

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your face is making me cry,
So please spare the view.

Submitted by: IAmunknown on April 10, 2013

Let’s play hide and seek. You hide and I won’t seek.

Submitted by: KC on December 14, 2012

Go check your weight & you’ll see you phone number there!

Submitted by: Jake DeSax on February 27, 2012

If ugliness was electricity…you could power the entire universe.

Submitted by: walla walla on July 4, 2011

Are you that stupid or am I getting smarter?

Submitted by: noha nabil on November 6, 2011

Want to tell that your attitude doesn’t fit on your toilet face.

Submitted by: jinx jin on July 4, 2013

Every time I see reminds me of a song
“Just the way you are” and “2012″ cause “when I see your face…, it’s like the end of the world”.

Submitted by: Dolz18 on September 13, 2011

You’re so fat even dora can’t explore you.

Submitted by: F00bar on June 7, 2012

It’s not that I’m insensitive, I just don’t care.

Submitted by: Lord of Catan on March 2, 2012

If I wanted to kill myself I’ll have to climb your ego and then jump to your IQ.

Submitted by: Yusuf Ansari on August 15, 2016

You were pretty until your “30 Day” Photoshop trial expired.

Submitted by: sanjay on January 5, 2012

You’re so fat… When you take a shower, your feet don’t get wet.

Submitted by: Mama Eason on March 2, 2012

I asked God to punish me, next day I met you.

Submitted by: tsury on March 27, 2016

I like your approach, now lets see your departure.

Submitted by: Stevo on February 15, 2012

Don’t worry your ugliness is not contagious.

Submitted by: noah on December 5, 2011

Insult is a sin which is done by some people who do not know the meaning of feelings.

Submitted by: padmanabha on December 16, 2012

People like you make me scared to have children.

Submitted by: Katelyn on November 6, 2011

I didn’t insult you I described you.

Submitted by: elizabeth on October 18, 2012

Why don’t you go and drink a big glass of shut the f*** up?

Submitted by: kara on July 7, 2012

You might change your face with a surgery, but what about your brain?

Submitted by: Blake on June 28, 2012

I understand why your girl friend is reluctant to kiss you.

Submitted by: Sunali on October 20, 2010

There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable….but looking at you….that is illegal.

Submitted by: cierra on January 20, 2012

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you?

Submitted by: GermanFOREVER on October 18, 2012

You are so ugly you make gorilla jealous.

Submitted by: young almusawa on December 31, 2011

Man 1: What are you lookin’ at?
Man 2: I dunno but it’s looking back at me.

Submitted by: Gillbert on March 10, 2012

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