Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Submitted by: Dallas on November 20, 2011

Don’t give up, girl! Keep chasing him! But I guess he runs away because you have a beautiful face in ugly people’s point of view.

Submitted by: Erza on November 9, 2015

A mirror would not be adorable when it’s reflecting you.

Submitted by: mwesigwa j innocent on December 19, 2012

I don’t want to be mean but you need Listerine, not a sip or a swallow but the whole damn bottle.:)!!

Submitted by: Becky on July 26, 2012

You know, when you open your mouth and start to say something, I already know it would be something stupid and irritating.

Submitted by: Elizabeth on August 17, 2012

Drama is a Disease, Get well soon.

Submitted by: Daya a. on July 27, 2011

Nothing is more insulting to the critics than a smile and a don’t care attitude because it defeats their whole purpose to demean you.

Submitted by: kavita on December 13, 2010

Everyday I see you face I am more and more convinced that man did come from monkey.

Submitted by: dumbo on July 4, 2011

I’d love to stay and chat, but you are a complete idiot.

Submitted by: pusky.....SK on March 30, 2012

You’re so ugly.. even listeners would get scared if you worked in a radio station.

Submitted by: King Kong on May 16, 2011

Girl: I like your smile
Boy: Thanks
Girl: It reminds me of a song
Boy: What song?
Girl: Black and Yellow!

Submitted by: INFER0X on November 4, 2011

Are you comfortable with this face?

Submitted by: TP Toffy on January 3, 2012

No pets allowed in the Hotel! Why did your friend bring you?

Submitted by: YourFacev2. on November 8, 2011

Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby or are you just naturally stupid?

Submitted by: GabbyandCaylz on October 8, 2011

Oh look?? I found your nose all up in. My damn business again!!!!

Submitted by: Jaz on April 6, 2016

He was a modest man, with much to be modest about.

Submitted by: Gary on December 12, 2012

Where did you graduate again? The university of DUH??

Submitted by: Stewie Griffin on October 12, 2008

Trying to find what is ugliness? Then search no more, you’re a perfect definition of it.

Submitted by: henly on August 13, 2012

So you don’t like my clothes… That’s OK. At least I can change clothes, you’re stuck with that face for the rest of your miserable life.

Submitted by: nnovell on April 27, 2012

Boy: If there is a greater power, why is it he can’t get you a new sweater?
Girl: Because, he’s too busy looking for your brain.

Submitted by: Jhomai on April 30, 2010

I would insult your intelligence, but that would mean you had some to begin with.

Submitted by: HowsaboutIslapya on October 17, 2011

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

Submitted by: Wayne Angelo on June 6, 2011

If stupidity was an illness you’d be dead by now.

Submitted by: shireen on August 2, 2012

Saw this on vest of a motorcycle rider on a calif. freeway
Could you drive any better
If that phone
Was up your a**!!!

Submitted by: mike portugal on April 10, 2013

I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
Groucho Marx


You are such a good person… When you are asleep.

Submitted by: mike on October 19, 2012

I’m not shy I just don’t like you.:)

Submitted by: Mekaiya on April 21, 2012

After being around you, I have learned something new. I never knew that brain had an off switch!

Submitted by: xsing0xx0 on July 4, 2011

If you don’t talk no one will realize how stupid you are.

Submitted by: Gary Austin on May 13, 2012

You looked like something worth investing in, but so did Enron at the time.

Submitted by: Jeremiah the great on May 4, 2011

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