Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.

Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.

Submitted by: The Awesome 1

My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.

Submitted by: lo

Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.

Submitted by: Pseudonymous

There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis


If you’re gonna be two faced.. At least try to make one pretty.
Marilyn Monroe

Where did you get your hair done?
… The pet store??

Submitted by: Chloe

One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.

Submitted by: whatever

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

Can I borrow your face for Halloween?

You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.


If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.

Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?

My door is always open for you so feel free to leave.

Submitted by: blake leddick

Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.

Submitted by: Iamunknown

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