Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?
You look at me, you judge me then you imitate me. I look at you and I laugh.
I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.
I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.
Life is full of disappointments, One of them is YOU!
You can’t fix stupid.
If you were half as funny as you thought you were you’d be twice as funny as you actually are.
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
Are you sure this is your territory?
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
When you die you could leave your brain to medical science, I’ve heard they need a new doorstop.
I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said. – William F. Buckley, Jr.
When I first met you I thought you were “special” now I know you are!
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult. – Lord Chesterfield
Whatever is wrong with you, it’s not a small thing!
He is known as an idiot savant, minus the savant.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
My lack of attention seems to be your fault.
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