Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

You know why the earth rotates? It’s to get away from your face.

Submitted by: Sherbetr19 on April 10, 2013

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.

Submitted by: whitelily on January 5, 2013

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
Groucho Marx

You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.

Submitted by: India on November 22, 2011

They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.

Submitted by: BELMAN on November 17, 2011

You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.

Submitted by: person on February 25, 2012

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.

If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.

Submitted by: Lil Jon on December 27, 2010

Never insult anyone by accident.
Robert A. Heinlein


He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
– Bobby Bowden

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a brick I’d throw it at you.

Submitted by: Rose on December 16, 2012

Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .

Submitted by: Yo mama c: on November 6, 2012

I love it when your facial expression clearly shows how much you are jealous of me.

Submitted by: Divamama on February 9, 2011

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