Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

I Just Did Something Stupid Today…. I Met You !

Submitted by: Mark Sipot on May 2, 2011

You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.

Submitted by: Marine Wifey on June 1, 2011

Your face reminds me of the sun. You hurt my eyes.

Submitted by: Alex on May 24, 2012

Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue…
Frankenstein was Ugly too.;)

Submitted by: saba on September 14, 2011

Talk to me when you take that permanent Halloween mask off. Oops, I did say permanent, right?

Submitted by: Iamunknown on April 10, 2013

Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.

Submitted by: Niraul on January 19, 2013

Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it.
Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you!
Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.

Submitted by: IRockLikeARockstar on July 26, 2012

My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.

Submitted by: Hi there, on March 1, 2012

Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.

Submitted by: Bob on November 2, 2011

Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.

Submitted by: Shantelle on February 24, 2012

To be honest, your face is uglier than my brother’s feet.

Submitted by: Mielya Saladdin on July 26, 2010

I love your smile cos I love yellow.

Submitted by: judas on June 3, 2011

You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.

Submitted by: qui qui on March 10, 2011

“LOL”…That’s what mirrors say when you leave.

Submitted by: Ashunti on March 17, 2011

People say you shouldn’t wear makeup cause you’re beautiful in your own way. That ain’t referring to you cause you need the whole CoverGirl collection.

Submitted by: hailey on April 11, 2013

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