Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your face is making me cry, So please spare the view.
If you want sympathy from me look it up in the dictionary, it’s between sh*t and syphilis.
I am glad God gave us you, otherwise what else would we be comparing ugliness to?
Your mama’s so fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck.
If I left you would you cry for me? Of course, I can’t control the tears of joy.
I’d say you’re smart but I don’t tell lies before breakfast.
If I throw a stick will you leave? As fa as distance is concerned it is easier to go over you than around. When God said let there be light he asked you to move out of the way.
There’s no cure for stupid.
Your face reminds me of the sun. You hurt my eyes.
Drama is a Disease, Get well soon.
She’s so ugly she looks like the south end of a north bound horse.
No pets allowed in the Hotel! Why did your friend bring you?
Whenever I see your face, I feel like I am having a bad dream.
Insult is a sin which is done by some people who do not know the meaning of feelings.
Let’s play hide and seek…you hide and never come in front of me.
Sorry! I can’t think of an insult stupid enough for you! I’ll get back to you on that.
Oh my gosh! Somebody call the zoo and tell them that there is a Gorilla on the loose!!
My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.
You can be nice to someone & they will still forget you, but insult them and they will never forget it.
I’ll pretend you didn’t say that.
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