Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

You’re so fat… When you take a shower, your feet don’t get wet.

Submitted by: Mama Eason on March 2, 2012

You’re so fat even dora can’t explore you.

Submitted by: F00bar on June 7, 2012

Don’t worry your ugliness is not contagious.

Submitted by: noah on December 5, 2011

I asked God to punish me, next day I met you.

Submitted by: tsury on March 27, 2016

Insult is a sin which is done by some people who do not know the meaning of feelings.

Submitted by: padmanabha on December 16, 2012
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I didn’t insult you I described you.

Submitted by: elizabeth on October 18, 2012

You might change your face with a surgery, but what about your brain?

Submitted by: Blake on June 28, 2012

People like you make me scared to have children.

Submitted by: Katelyn on November 6, 2011

I like your approach, now lets see your departure.

Submitted by: Stevo on February 15, 2012

I understand why your girl friend is reluctant to kiss you.

Submitted by: Sunali on October 20, 2010

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you?

Submitted by: GermanFOREVER on October 18, 2012
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Why don’t you go and drink a big glass of shut the f*** up?

Submitted by: kara on July 7, 2012

Man 1: What are you lookin’ at?
Man 2: I dunno but it’s looking back at me.

Submitted by: Gillbert on March 10, 2012

He has a personality that lights up a room … When he walks out!

Submitted by: Ice Queen on May 3, 2011

There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable….but looking at you….that is illegal.

Submitted by: cierra on January 20, 2012

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