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Stop talking to yourself, I’m not interested.

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I would so much enjoy the ticking of the clock than you telling the most important story of your life.

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I Just Did Something Stupid Today…. I Met You !

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The greatest danger of your life is your own stupidity.

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You really are 31 flavors of dumb aren’t you.

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Alright… Don’t be too happy if I gave you a second look…That’s just to wonder why on earth did I even look at you the FIRST time around…! Loser

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You are so ugly that when you were born, God left this planet.

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The science department called, they wanted to know if you’d donate your body to research. They said blue whales are a rare breed.

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Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot.

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I don’t hate you because you’re ugly. You’re ugly because I hate you.

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Have a nice plate if sh**. Oh, sorry, you smell like you had some already.

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I thought the wizard promised you a brain.

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Before scientists start finding other intelligent life forms on other planets, they should start with your form first.

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Ever looked in a mirror? Oh, wait. You broke them all.

God loves stupid people and he especially loves you.

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How’s that karma tasting? Not so good?

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You make me want to eat s*** every time I see you.

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You: Am I ugly?
Me: I wouldn’t say you are ugly but rather facially challenged.

You: Am I fat?
Me: No, you are just horizontal tall.

You: Am I short?
Me: No, you are just vertically inappropriate.

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Every time I see you..it reminds me of a song
“Just the way you are” and “2012″ cause “when I see your face…, it’s like the end of the world”.

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It’s not Halloween, honey, so change the costume.

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Are you that stupid or am I getting smarter?

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