I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
I would tell you to go to hell but I don’t want to see you again.
If you were on fire with a bucket of water near you, I’d drink the water.
Oh look?? I found your nose all up in. My damn business again!!!!
I’d slap you, but that’d be animal abuse.
I asked God to punish me, next day I met you.
If you were twice as wise you are now, you’d probably still be stupid!
In state of a bag, I’ll be a Gucci bag and you’ll be an eye bag.
Whenever I see your face, I feel like I am having a bad dream.
What would intelligence be without stupidity, see you are important.
Some people have no shame in denying the truth and defending a lie!
Insult is a monstrous scorpion, and compliment is a likeable nightingale; one stings mercilessly, and the other sings sweetly. – Mehmet Murat ildan
If you’re so smart, why aren’t you rich?
You want me to go to hell? I don’t think I am ready for a visit to your home yet.
B*tch, please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
The only positive thing about you is your HIV status.
You are so ugly that when you were born, God left this planet.
You’re the worst joke ever made.
Don’t bother being smart, do what you do best : being stupid!
I would so much enjoy the ticking of the clock than you telling the most important story of your life.
I’ve always checked the Guinness book of records with the hope of seeing your name as the greatest fool of all time. Don’t worry pal you’ll soon be noticed.
I see your point, but I still think you’re an idiot.
How can I insult you, your existence has done it all.
If you enter a competition of ugliest person alive, judges would probably say “Sorry no professionals”.
Girl 1: I saw you on TV last night Girl 2: Oh really what channel. Girl 1: The animal channel.
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