Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

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I would tell you to go to hell but I don’t want to see you again.

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If you were on fire with a bucket of water near you, I’d drink the water.

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Oh look?? I found your nose all up in. My damn business again!!!!

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I’d slap you, but that’d be animal abuse.

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I asked God to punish me, next day I met you.

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If you were twice as wise you are now, you’d probably still be stupid!

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In state of a bag, I’ll be a Gucci bag and you’ll be an eye bag.

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Whenever I see your face, I feel like I am having a bad dream.

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What would intelligence be without stupidity, see you are important.

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Some people have no shame in denying the truth and defending a lie!

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Insult is a monstrous scorpion, and compliment is a likeable nightingale; one stings mercilessly, and the other sings sweetly.
– Mehmet Murat ildan

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If you’re so smart, why aren’t you rich?

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You want me to go to hell?
I don’t think I am ready for a visit to your home yet.

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B*tch, please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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The only positive thing about you is your HIV status.

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You are so ugly that when you were born, God left this planet.

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You’re the worst joke ever made.

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Don’t bother being smart, do what you do best : being stupid!

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I would so much enjoy the ticking of the clock than you telling the most important story of your life.

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I’ve always checked the Guinness book of records with the hope of seeing your name as the greatest fool of all time. Don’t worry pal you’ll soon be noticed.

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I see your point, but I still think you’re an idiot.

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How can I insult you, your existence has done it all.

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If you enter a competition of ugliest person alive, judges would probably say “Sorry no professionals”.

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Girl 1: I saw you on TV last night
Girl 2: Oh really what channel.
Girl 1: The animal channel.

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