Insult is a monstrous scorpion, and compliment is a likeable nightingale; one stings mercilessly, and the other sings sweetly.
– Mehmet Murat ildan
I would so much enjoy the ticking of the clock than you telling the most important story of your life.
I’ve always checked the Guinness book of records with the hope of seeing your name as the greatest fool of all time. Don’t worry pal you’ll soon be noticed.
If you enter a competition of ugliest person alive, judges would probably say “Sorry no professionals”.