Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…

Submitted by: Jeru Mae Dingal on August 7, 2010

Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me

Submitted by: Suzy on May 17, 2013

Don’t sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out

Submitted by: hey on December 27, 2010

Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.

Submitted by: fool on March 31, 2012

I don’t insult people. I just describe them.

Girl 1 – Talk to the elbow you aren’t worth the attention.
Girl 2 – Okay it’s better looking than your face!

Submitted by: Frizzy1000 on April 8, 2010

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
Oscar Wilde


There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!

Submitted by: Marielle on August 14, 2010

I heard you had a brain surgery… But the brain rejected you?

Submitted by: Nicole on April 9, 2010

Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.

Submitted by: chirs on December 3, 2011

O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee

Submitted by: Rachel on July 12, 2011

I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Submitted by: Ted on June 6, 2010

You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!

Submitted by: Jules Romano on July 29, 2010

You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.

Submitted by: shannon on March 8, 2011

Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.

Submitted by: person2 on October 26, 2010

If you want to stay out of a zoo, then get a mask.

Submitted by: Don't look on March 18, 2010

Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.

Submitted by: savana on January 21, 2012

You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.

Submitted by: frosty on August 30, 2010

If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.

Submitted by: A person who's human on January 18, 2011

Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar

Submitted by: Y0|/|@||G on June 21, 2010

Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.

Submitted by: fahad khan on March 10, 2011

B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.

Submitted by: derek dsemre on January 5, 2013

Yeah, she has a face like a saint- a saint Bernard.

Submitted by: Brittany on May 9, 2010

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion…it’s just that yours is stupid.

Submitted by: dan on November 16, 2009

Oh, look! The garbage truck is coming! You better hide!

Submitted by: name on May 6, 2013

Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?

Submitted by: Everybodyhatesmeh on July 10, 2011

Are your parents siblings?

Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.

Submitted by: chyenne on November 27, 2009

You saying you’re pretty is like me saying I taught Gandhi about peace!

Submitted by: anonymous... on April 19, 2010

Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.

Submitted by: funnyboy on September 17, 2011

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