Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Submitted by: muse pop on July 7, 2013

Before I met you, I didn’t believe in Charles Darwin.

Submitted by: Jules Romano on July 29, 2010

If you were half as funny as you thought you were you’d be twice as funny as you actually are.

Submitted by: aarane on April 24, 2010

No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.

Submitted by: Atish on January 30, 2013

If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.

Submitted by: shivani on May 10, 2013

Hey do you want a mint?
– Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.

Submitted by: hannah! on March 21, 2011

You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.

Submitted by: Rachael :) on January 23, 2011

(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.

Submitted by: Stephy on October 29, 2011

If beauty is a crime…. Then arrest me… And You !! You’re FREE !!

Submitted by: xanne on September 18, 2010

Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them.
You must be a mask model.
Halloween already?
You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that?
Godzilla called. He wants his hair back.
Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.

Submitted by: Allie on October 11, 2010

It’s not you, it’s your face.

Submitted by: Mahmoud on September 27, 2010

It’s not that I don’t have time to discuss, but it’s just that I find you worthless for my worthwhile words.

Submitted by: Naqibullah Paiman on November 27, 2013

Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.

Submitted by: The Awesome 1 on January 17, 2013

Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.

Submitted by: whitecat on March 25, 2011

Ohh…you should be on discovery…!!

Submitted by: margish on August 11, 2010

If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.

My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.

Submitted by: lo on December 27, 2010

Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.

Submitted by: Pseudonymous on February 2, 2012

If you’re gonna be two faced.. At least try to make one pretty.
Marilyn Monroe

Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.

Submitted by: Iamunknown on March 27, 2013

Can I borrow your face for Halloween?

There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis

Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?

My door is always open for you so feel free to leave.

Submitted by: blake leddick on March 27, 2013

Don’t worry there are millions like you out there

Submitted by: werty on February 10, 2010

Where did you get your hair done?
… The pet store??

Submitted by: Chloe on September 13, 2010

One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.

Submitted by: whatever on October 15, 2010

I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.

Submitted by: Tj Cagg. on May 29, 2011

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Ashleigh Brilliant

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