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I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!

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A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
– Oscar Wilde

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Gosh! If a single word that comes out of your mouth earns you 0.000001$, you would still get richer than bill gate in 2 hours.

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Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.

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Some people have no shame in denying the truth and defending a lie!

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Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!

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The difference between us is that I have a reflection and you don’t. Yours ran away when she realized she looks exactly like you.

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I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

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I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.

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It is not insult from another that causes you pain. It is the part of your mind that agrees with the insult. Agree only with the truth about you, and you are free.
– Alan Cohen

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Though two heads are better than one but not when one of the head is yours.

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Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

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Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!!

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Calling you ugly would be an insult to the ugly people.

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Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.

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Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me

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Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

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If you weren’t who you are … I’d like you!

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You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.

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Do you mind not talking I am trying to ignore you?

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