Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

Submitted by: Vuyie on March 23, 2013

A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.

Submitted by: Nhlaks on November 27, 2013

Gosh! If a single word that comes out of your mouth earns you 0.000001$, you would still get richer than bill gate in 2 hours.

Submitted by: raymond adesokan on July 21, 2014

You’re so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to see your reflection.

Submitted by: Someone who thinks you're stupid on March 15, 2010

Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.

Submitted by: nathan woodward on July 17, 2010

Go be stupid somewhere else.
– Squidward

Submitted by: ZeitahGrey on February 1, 2011

You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.

Submitted by: MsClueLess on November 26, 2013

Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?

Submitted by: frosty on August 30, 2010

Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!

Submitted by: Banez on July 16, 2010

You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.

Submitted by: Text Me Plz on April 6, 2010

Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.

Submitted by: Eaglex on June 25, 2013

I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!

Submitted by: LMFAO :-p on September 21, 2010

Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.

Submitted by: Mo on June 9, 2013

Calling you ugly would be an insult to the ugly people.

Submitted by: saad andalib on February 27, 2010

I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…

Submitted by: Jeru Mae Dingal on August 7, 2010

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