Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.

Submitted by: savana on January 21, 2012

You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.

Submitted by: frosty on August 30, 2010

If you want to stay out of a zoo, then get a mask.

Submitted by: Don't look on March 18, 2010

Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar

Submitted by: Y0|/|@||G on June 21, 2010

If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.

Submitted by: A person who's human on January 18, 2011

Yeah, she has a face like a saint- a saint Bernard.

Submitted by: Brittany on May 9, 2010

Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.

Submitted by: fahad khan on March 10, 2011

Oh, look! The garbage truck is coming! You better hide!

Submitted by: name on May 6, 2013

B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.

Submitted by: derek dsemre on January 5, 2013

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion…it’s just that yours is stupid.

Submitted by: dan on November 16, 2009

You saying you’re pretty is like me saying I taught Gandhi about peace!

Submitted by: anonymous... on April 19, 2010

Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?

Submitted by: Everybodyhatesmeh on July 10, 2011

Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.

Submitted by: chyenne on November 27, 2009

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Submitted by: Dmitri on December 6, 2010

Intelligence is key and you are locked out.

Submitted by: hi on November 11, 2010

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