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I see you playing stupid.! Looks like you’re winning.

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Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.

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It’s not that I’m insensitive, I just don’t care.

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Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.

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If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.

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I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

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Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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You, sir, are an oxygen thief.

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Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

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Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.

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For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?

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My door is always open for you so feel free to leave.

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You can’t control what other people say about you, but you can control how you respond.

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Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!

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People say you shouldn’t wear makeup cause you’re beautiful in your own way. That ain’t referring to you cause you need the whole CoverGirl collection.

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Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.

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You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!

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Girl 1 – Talk to the elbow you aren’t worth the attention.
Girl 2 – Okay it’s better looking than your face!

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Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.

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Are your parents siblings?

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