I see you playing stupid.! Looks like you’re winning.
Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you? Person 2 : No Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.
It’s not that I’m insensitive, I just don’t care.
Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.
If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.
I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
You, sir, are an oxygen thief.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.
For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?
My door is always open for you so feel free to leave.
You can’t control what other people say about you, but you can control how you respond.
Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!
People say you shouldn’t wear makeup cause you’re beautiful in your own way. That ain’t referring to you cause you need the whole CoverGirl collection.
Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.
You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!
Girl 1 – Talk to the elbow you aren’t worth the attention. Girl 2 – Okay it’s better looking than your face!
Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.
Are your parents siblings?
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