Facebook is the only thing kids get on now.
Virtual fate We no longer need physically be Among friends or loved ones for a cup of tea; Nor at the market place for a shopping spree, Nor yet at a clinic for an ECG! All human interactions, sex included, Can now on nets and webs be concluded. Thus I am afraid, for most people await A virtual life and a virtual fate! – Boghos L. Artinian
Google can bring you back 100,000 answers, a librarian can bring you back the right one. – Neil Gaiman
The Internet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhoea – massive, difficult to re-direct, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. – Gene Spafford
The internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. – Andrew Brown
We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain. – Stephen Hawking
Any idiot can put up a website. – Patricia Briggs
Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.
I don’t have insomnia, I have internet connection.
The Internet is full. Go away.
The internet is as useful as your self-control. – Shane Parrish
The internet is the most effective instrument we have for globalization. – Milton Friedman
The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom. – Jon Stewart
By giving the people the power to share, we’re making the world more transparent. – Mark Zuckerberg
The internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow. – Bill Gates
Don’t believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose. – Douglas Adams
As a research tool, the internet is invaluable. – Noam Chomsky
Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome. – John Green
There are three kinds of death in this world. There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network. -Guy Almes
The Internet is clearly about more than sports scores and email now. It’s a place where we can conduct our democracy and get very large amounts of data to very large numbers of people. – Frank James
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