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Facebook is the only thing kids get on now.

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Virtual fate
We no longer need physically be
Among friends or loved ones for a cup of tea;
Nor at the market place for a shopping spree,
Nor yet at a clinic for an ECG!
All human interactions, sex included,
Can now on nets and webs be concluded.
Thus I am afraid, for most people await
A virtual life and a virtual fate!
– Boghos L. Artinian

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Google can bring you back 100,000 answers, a librarian can bring you back the right one.
– Neil Gaiman

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The Internet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhoea – massive, difficult to re-direct, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it.
– Gene Spafford

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The internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
– Andrew Brown

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We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.
– Stephen Hawking

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Any idiot can put up a website.
– Patricia Briggs

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Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.

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I don’t have insomnia, I have internet connection.

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The Internet is full. Go away.

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The internet is as useful as your self-control.
– Shane Parrish

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The internet is the most effective instrument we have for globalization.
– Milton Friedman

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The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.
– Jon Stewart

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By giving the people the power to share, we’re making the world more transparent.
– Mark Zuckerberg

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The internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.
– Bill Gates

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Don’t believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose.
– Douglas Adams

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As a research tool, the internet is invaluable.
– Noam Chomsky

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Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.
– John Green

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There are three kinds of death in this world. There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network.
-Guy Almes

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The Internet is clearly about more than sports scores and email now. It’s a place where we can conduct our democracy and get very large amounts of data to very large numbers of people.
– Frank James

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