Laughter Quotes and Sayings

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Woody Allen

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
– Victor Borge

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
Mark Twain

A laugh is a smile that bursts.
– Mary H. Waldrip

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book.
– Irish Proverb


You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
– Michael Pritchard

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
– Bob Newhart

Laughter is the best way to conceal pain.

Submitted by: Bing Fabian

Carry laughter with you wherever you go.
– Hugh Sidey

If we couldn’t laugh we would all go insane.
Robert Frost

Nobody ever died of laughter.
– Max Beerbohm


The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.
– Bill Nye

Laughter is the key to a healthy life.

Submitted by: montana joleen

At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.
– Jean Houston

Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
– Mort Walker

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