Lawyer Quotes | Funny Lawyer Sayings

Lawyers. The legal thieves.

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If you argue right, you’re never wrong.

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A good lawyer makes you believe the truth but a great lawyer makes you believe in the lie.

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Only painters and lawyers can change white to black.

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Only lawyers have the ability to lie even when they know the whole truth.

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Where there is a will, there is a lawsuit.

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Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
– Will Rogers

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Good lawyers know the law; great lawyers know the judge.

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A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
– Mario Puzo, The Godfather

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A good lawyer knows the law. A better lawyer knows the judge. But the best lawyer knows the judge’s mistress.

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2 +2 = 4 book says that
2 +2 = 4 teacher teaches that
2 +2 = 4 everyone says that
2 +2 = 5 Politician makes this happen
2 +2 =? Lawyer always asks, what do you want this to be?

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Whoever tells the best story wins.

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Laws are like spiderwebs.They catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.

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A lawyer must be a great author.

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A good lawyer never give up, until he wants to, or until he gets what he wants.

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The are three sides to every story 1. Your storry 2. My story 3. And the True story

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Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

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Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.

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Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.
– Horace

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Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers.
-Erik Pepke

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