Lawyers. The legal thieves.
If you argue right, you’re never wrong.
A good lawyer makes you believe the truth but a great lawyer makes you believe in the lie.
Only painters and lawyers can change white to black.
Only lawyers have the ability to lie even when they know the whole truth.
Where there is a will, there is a lawsuit.
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer. – Will Rogers
Good lawyers know the law; great lawyers know the judge.
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. – Mario Puzo, The Godfather
A good lawyer knows the law. A better lawyer knows the judge. But the best lawyer knows the judge’s mistress.
2 +2 = 4 book says that 2 +2 = 4 teacher teaches that 2 +2 = 4 everyone says that 2 +2 = 5 Politician makes this happen 2 +2 =? Lawyer always asks, what do you want this to be?
Whoever tells the best story wins.
Laws are like spiderwebs.They catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
A lawyer must be a great author.
A good lawyer never give up, until he wants to, or until he gets what he wants.
The are three sides to every story 1. Your storry 2. My story 3. And the True story
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.
Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. – Horace
Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers. -Erik Pepke
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