Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers. -Erik Pepke
I’d rather meet my lawyer than see st. Peter.
A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. – French Proverb
A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. – Patrick Murray
This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice. It’s not how innocent you are but how you put your case. (jurisprudence)
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. – Charles Dickens
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. – Charles Lamb
A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it himself. – Henry Peter Brougham
A good lawyer is a great liar.
Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice. – Franklin P. Jones
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name
A good lawyer is a bad Christian. – John Lothrop Motley
Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. – Robert Louis Stevenson
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…
If there wasn’t a penalty for laughing in court, the jury would never be able to hear the evidence.
Judge – A law student who marks his own examination papers. – Henry Louis Mencken
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. – Robert Frost
You can always tell if it really cold… Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.
A lawyer without books would be like a workman without tools. – Thomas Jefferson
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