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Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers.
-Erik Pepke

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I’d rather meet my lawyer than see st. Peter.

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A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.
– French Proverb

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A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
– Patrick Murray

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This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice. It’s not how innocent you are but how you put your case. (jurisprudence)

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If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
– Charles Dickens

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It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.

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He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
– Charles Lamb

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A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it himself.
– Henry Peter Brougham

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A good lawyer is a great liar.

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Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.
– Franklin P. Jones

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99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name

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A good lawyer is a bad Christian.
– John Lothrop Motley

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Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer.
– Robert Louis Stevenson

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What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…

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If there wasn’t a penalty for laughing in court, the jury would never be able to hear the evidence.

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Judge – A law student who marks his own examination papers.
– Henry Louis Mencken

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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
– Robert Frost

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You can always tell if it really cold… Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.

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A lawyer without books would be like a workman without tools.
– Thomas Jefferson

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