A lawyer is the doctor of soul, he is the only person who may relax your soul. So respect the lawyers if you respect your soul.
Advocate: Bashir Buledi.
Hey, without lawyers, there would be no justice. So, respect them, because you’re going to need one sometime!
2 +2 = 4 book says that
2 +2 = 4 teacher teaches that
2 +2 = 4 everyone says that
2 +2 = 5 Politician makes this happen
2 +2 =? Lawyer always asks, what do you want this to be?
A good lawyer knows the law. A better lawyer knows the judge. But the best lawyer knows the judge’s mistress.
What have lawyers and rhinos got in common, both are thick skinned and charge whatever the hell they like.
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice. It’s not how innocent you are but how you put your case. (jurisprudence)