Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.
Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
The first 40 years of your childhood are always the hardest.
One of the things that’s strange about growing up is that until you’re thirty, the ceiling gets closer. When you get older, it gets further away and blurry.
My grandkids believe I’m the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too. – Gene Perret
The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune.
Age is no guarantee of maturity.
Age is just a number? Yeah and weed is just a plant!!!!!
The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. – Muhammad Ali
Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old. – Jonathan Swift
I’m sixty years of age. That’s 16 Celsius. – George Carlin
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Mark Twain
Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old. – Franz Kafka
The old believe everything; the middle- aged suspect everything; the young know everything! – Jack Benny
The Only thing Worse then Getting Old… is not getting Old
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. – Groucho Marx
Wow! It took me sixty years to look this good!
From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash.
Remember when you were little?? When you wanted to live to 100?? Well, now you’re not even halfway there and saying you’re too old!
Looking fifty is great- if you’re sixty.
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