Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.
Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
The first 40 years of your childhood are always the hardest.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
One of the things that’s strange about growing up is that until you’re thirty, the ceiling gets closer. When you get older, it gets further away and blurry.
The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune.
Age is just a number? Yeah and weed is just a plant!!!!!
The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
– Muhammad Ali
Age is no guarantee of maturity.
My grandkids believe I’m the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.
– Gene Perret
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
– Mark Twain
Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
– Franz Kafka
The old believe everything; the middle- aged suspect everything; the young know everything!
– Jack Benny
Wow! It took me sixty years to look this good!
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
– Groucho Marx
Remember when you were little?? When you wanted to live to 100?? Well, now you’re not even halfway there and saying you’re too old!
From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash.
Looking fifty is great- if you’re sixty.
You are only as old as you act.
I’m sixty years of age. That’s 16 Celsius.
– George Carlin
Young men’s minds are always changeable, but when an old man is concerned in a matter, he looks both before and after.
The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
– T S Eliot
Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
– Jonathan Swift
It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The reverse is true. As one grows older, one climbs with surprising strides.
– George Sand
Thinketh not my age with my wisdom, but rather the age of my wisdom.
With age come the inner, the higher life. Who would be forever young, to dwell always in externals?
– Elizabeth Cady Stanton
I grow more intense as I age.
– Florida Scott- Maxwell
After fifty everything that doesn’t hurt doesn’t work!
With age comes wisdom, but sometimes age comes alone.
– Oscar Wilde
The Only thing Worse then Getting Old…
is not getting Old
You are slowly losing memories and you don’t know which ones.
As one grows older, one becomes wiser and more foolish.
– François de La Rochefoucauld
The older you get, the fewer friends you tend have. Not because you’re less social, but because you have higher standards.
– Alex Hormozi
With age comes wisdom and I have said it before and I say it again, I will take wisdom over youth any day.
– Brad Pitt
Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.
– C.S. Lewis
Seniors are children with longer faces.
Once you get older, you get a little closer to yourself, intimate.
– Brad Pitt
Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we were born.
– Albert Einstein
Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.
There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you.
He is so old he was born in black and white.
You know you’re getting old when happy hour is a nap.
It is not how old I am that matters to me, but how old I look.
I’m old enough to remember when pie in the sky was airline food.
Some people are toddlers with 70 years of experience.