The Coffee Shop

DownUp +7

I was sitting in a coffee shop
Just thinking about life
When along came a woman
I wish were my wife

She was tall blonde and beautiful
The likes I’ve never seen
And I noticed right away
Her eyes were glowing green

Her breast’s were protruding
So large, but yet so firm
I was trying to stay in control
But I was squirming like a worm

When she came and sat beside me
I didn’t know what to say
So I said in an instant
Can we do it my way

She smiled ever so brightly
Then turned to me and said
I wouldn’t be with you
If every man on earth were dead.

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