Cop pulls over a car: Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over? Driver: You thought I had donuts?
A police officer said to a man “son your eyes looked red have you been drinking?” Response from the man “gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating doughnuts?”
Police pulls over a speeding car: Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here? Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?
POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN…Police have nothing to go on
There not enough jails, not enough police, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people.
All men are not created equal. The finest become policemen!
To me, there’s only 5 real jobs in America: Police Officers, Teachers, Firefighters, Doctors, and the Military Service. – Charles Barkely
The police are the brave men and women who sacrifice their own safety to protect ours.
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. – George Orwell
May the “Force” be with you.
My heroes are those who risk their lives every day to protect our world and make it a better place – police, firefighters and members of our armed forces. – Sidney Sheldon
I asked a Policeman one day what was the stupidest statements he had ever heard… This was his answer.. 1.”Do you know how fast you were going” 2.”How much time have you done?” 3. “why do you guys always pick on me”.. And my favorite “I was going to bring the car back to them… Someday!!”
Police officers, firefighters, EMTs – they are all out there every single day – literally just a phone call away for anyone who needs them. – Doreen Cronin
The police are the protectors of our communities, they put their lives on the line every day to keep us safe.
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. – Arik Matson
The police are the public and the public are the police; the police being only members of the public who are paid to give full time attention to duties which are incumbent on every citizen in the interests of community welfare and existence. – Robert Peel
Without the police, the world would be a much darker and dangerous place, we owe them our gratitude and support.
Without the police, there would be chaos and anarchy, they are the thin blue line that keeps us safe.
The police are the guardians of justice, they uphold the law and protect our rights.
Hug a police officer. It’s the law!
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