BOY: Hey baby.. You look pretty hot tonight…
GIRL: I have a boyfriend ya know…
BOY: Cool. I have two goldfish
Girl: ?? What does that have to do with anything??
BOY: Oh I’m sorry, I thought we were talking about things that don’t matter ;)

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