Vodka and ice = bad for you liver
Whiskey and ice = bad for your heart
Scotch and ice = bad for your brain
Dammit, the ice ruins everything!

Submitted by: DisGuy
0
X

Leave a Reply

More Quotes

  • Life has many choices… Whiskey… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????
  • 5 Rules of Alcohol 1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it. 2. Vodka...
  • If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck I’d swim to the bottom...
  • The liver is evil and must be punished.
  • A drink is when your mind says yes, but your liver says no!!!
  • When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.
  • There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.
  • I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it. –...
  • As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.
  • My favorite drink is whiskey and sofa.
  • Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky.
  • Whiskey is a great drink ? It makes you see double and feel single.
  • Vodka . . . Like water, only better.
  • Nothing in life is absolute only vodka
  • Who needs beer goggles, I got vodka binoculars!!!

Copyright © 2006-2024 - Browse Quotes By Subject | Browse Quotes By Author | About Us | Blog | FAQ | Privacy Policy