Retirement Quotes and Sayings

Retired life is seven days weekend.

Let the relaxation begin. Happy retirement.

Doing what I want when I want. Retired.

Retirement marks the end of working for someone else and the beginning of living for yourself.

Warning: Retired person on premises. Knows everything and has plenty of time to tell it!

What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday?

Why just work and live for a happy retirement? Why not work and live for a happy life?
– Jonathan Anthony Burkett


I retired early for health reasons – my company was sick of me and I was sick of them.

Retired: Knows it all and has lots of time to tell you.

Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

He had an answer to almost everything and he retired at an early age.
Dejan Stojanovic

Submitted by: Dejan Stojanovic on April 9, 2013

Retirement is to leave office and to live at home with more appointments of extended family.

Submitted by: liaqath on February 27, 2012

Retirement: Goodbye to setting my alarm for work. Hello to setting my alarm for Garage Sales.

Submitted by: Charley on December 21, 2011

Retirement: a brand new beginning! How wonderful!

Submitted by: Mia on December 2, 2011

Retirement is a way of saying I’m outta here, have fun working while I have a nice long vacation.

Submitted by: NADIA on November 17, 2011

Retirement is a time given to find God within yourself.

Submitted by: Walter on November 15, 2011

Retirement is the age where we can live with your beloveds. Recollecting the beautiful moments, experiences and sharing it with your loved ones. Sharing knowledge.

Submitted by: dabbeeru on September 29, 2011

Being retired is having nothing to do, and all day to do it.

Submitted by: Dave on September 26, 2011

Retirement makes people around you unhappy after a year.

Submitted by: Raj,prince on March 19, 2011

Watch : The most unthoughtful gift presented on retirement.

Submitted by: Yatin Sheth on February 21, 2011

Retirement is when I can happily delete my LinkedIn account.

Submitted by: Alana Cates on December 8, 2010

So what is my profession now? Nomad! Yeh has a nice ring to it!

Submitted by: Karen on October 21, 2010

For those of you who don’t know what to do after retirement, the answer is simple: whatever you want.

Submitted by: Hiram on May 26, 2010

It doesn’t take age to retire, it takes money.

Submitted by: steve on April 26, 2010

Worked so hard to get the money while my life got spent away..What good is retirement if you have no life to live it…

Submitted by: Void on February 2, 2010

The only reason old people are def is because when they reach 70 years old, people start yelling at them and this impairs their hearing.

Submitted by: def or not on June 21, 2009

You are just like a fermented wine you gathered taste over the years

Submitted by: iyer on March 4, 2008

I wanna retire.

Submitted by: Lala on December 13, 2007

“To be without some of the good things in life is even much better”

Submitted by: saurabh on December 1, 2007

Retirement: It’s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
Gene Perret

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