Retirement Quotes and Sayings

Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a being thrown on to the scrap- heap.
– Simone de Beauvoir

Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
Gene Perret

The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.

Retirement: It’s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
Gene Perret

I’m now as free as the breeze – with roughly the same income.
Gene Perret

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

A lot of our friends complain about their retirement. We tell ‘em to get a life.
– Larry Laser

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Musicians don’t retire; they stop when there’s no more music in them.
– Louis Armstrong

He who laughs last at the boss’s jokes probably isn’t far from retirement.

Life begins at retirement.

Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can’t retire his experience. He must use it.
– Bernard M. Baruch

I will not retire while I’ve still got my legs and my make- up box.
– Bette Davis

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
– Jonathan Clements

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
– Helen Hayes

When I retire I’m going to spend my evenings by the fireplace going through those boxes. There are things in there that ought to be burned.
– Richard M. Nixon

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When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
– Chi Chi Rodriguez

There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.
– Robert Half

Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.

The question isn’t at what age I want to retire, it’s at what income.
– George Foreman

Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.
Ernest Hemingway

When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
– R.C. Sherriff

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
– Abe Lemons

When you see some people work you wonder what they’ll do in retirement.

Retirement, a time to enjoy all the things you never had time to do when you worked.

Sooner or later I’m going to die, but I’m not going to retire.
Margaret Mead

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Retirement is when the living is easy and the payments are hard.

To retire is to begin to die.
– Pablo Casals

A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.

I’m retired – goodbye tension, hello pension.

Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, “Hi, Honey, I’m home – forever.”
Gene Perret

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