Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
Oh look?? I found your nose all up in. My damn business again!!!!
If I wanted to kill myself I’ll have to climb your ego and then jump to your IQ.
Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? You: Aww Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!
Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.
You- “oh find it funny do you?!” Me- “hence the laughter”
Person 1: Is that you?! Person 2: Nah, I’m an alien from the planet obvious.
You’re pretty… See I can be funny too.
I am not bad. I am just dangerously awful.
Your silence echos your thoughts.
I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.
So are you single?…- For you? No. Nice top do they make them for guys?( obviously this must be asked to a guy) (When bumping into someone you hate and haven’t seen for a while)…Five more minutes and I would have started missing you. ..statement – I am at College/ I was accepted in College…response- Oh good for you. So is it to study or to be studied?
Are you sure this is your territory?
If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
Someone said that you didn’t have half a brain, but I defended you, I insisted that you did!
You : I know I’m just an ugly guy..*hoping to be praised* Me : awwh, don’t be sad, there are many more uglier people out there.. You : ^!%!$#@$@^@**@&^@%$@ Me : =)
Being hated and ignored by many, makes my life a lot more easier to handle.
The details of your incompetence does not interest me !
Don’t be so humble – you are not that great. – Golda Meir
People say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit… And that comes from the people who don’t understand it.
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