Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Man, I sure do hate a bag of air with chips in it.

Submitted by: Iamunknown on April 11, 2013

Awww that`s so cute!
you actually think I care…

Submitted by: Tinker on October 21, 2009

Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there

Submitted by: Kaya on January 16, 2011

I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s hard to pronounce.

Submitted by: Lex on September 10, 2010

Teacher asked why are you late?
Student: Because I didn’t come in early.

Submitted by: jennifer on November 29, 2010
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You: I don’t understand this.
Me: Do you want me to bring a ladder?
You: A ladder for what?
Me: So you can step up to my intelligence level.

Submitted by: Jared on September 29, 2011

It’s your lie…tell it however you want!

Submitted by: Angie Bryant on October 13, 2010

I’m sorry. I couldn’t see a person behind that giant ego.
I must be psychic. I predicted you’d be an idiot.
Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it.
I failed my spelling test. The teacher said “Idiot” and I put your name down.

Submitted by: Jessica on February 1, 2012

B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.

Submitted by: derek dsemre on January 5, 2013

Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.

Submitted by: Jj on December 15, 2011

How could I possibly refuse? No thank you.

Submitted by: Marlin on April 8, 2009
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Person: Hey you!
Person #2: Me?
Person: No, the person that’s not standing next to you!

Submitted by: Name on April 13, 2010

Sarcasm is just another free service I offer. No refunds.

Submitted by: Brighton on February 28, 2011

The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out of 10 doctors would prescribe.

Submitted by: shawnn on June 8, 2013

Person 1: What do you think we should make for dinner?
Person 2: Food.

Submitted by: Iamunknown on April 11, 2013

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