Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Your silence echos your thoughts.

Submitted by: PeteMitt

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
– Lawrence G. Lovasik

Instant idiot, just add alcohol!

You’d make the perfect blueprints to build an idiot!

Submitted by: Morgan Decker

There are two things in life that are infinite:
Human stupidity and and it’s defense- >sarcasm.

Submitted by: mommagunnaknockuOut

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Ashleigh Brilliant


Man…you are so funny, but hey looks aren’t everything.

Submitted by: Mallory

I love you too much to let you be in peace.

Submitted by: Kavya

Oh I’m sorry, I’m not really good at acting like I care!

Submitted by: Alisha

So it seems a certain person believes that I have a problem with sarcasm. Well thank you Captain Obvious for that startling revelation!

Submitted by: Sydnayyy

I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.

Submitted by: nick

“Why do you talk to yourself?”
“Cos I like intelligent conversation.”
So what do you want to do?…I dunno
Well that helps a lot
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
Why did you commit such a crime like that? He asked “Would you rather us commit a crime a different way?”

Submitted by: MYA MOORE

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
– Cassandra Clare

You almost made me cry but then you left.

Submitted by: Cool kid 101

The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.

Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: Do I look like a clock to you?

Submitted by: kelly

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