Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: Do I look like a clock to you?

Submitted by: kelly on May 25, 2011

I’m not really good at giving advice, could I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Submitted by: Hinesey on October 28, 2010

You call this fat? I call this a 1 Pack!

Submitted by: Hunter on August 25, 2011

Go to hell!
Okay, I will come to visit you

Submitted by: JustMyself on December 23, 2011

You are funny, you make everyone laugh except when you joke.

Submitted by: manggin misao on January 29, 2012

Mom: Is that cake delicious?
You: MMMMM… No, it’s awful, that’s why I’m eating it.

Submitted by: Alan Du on July 25, 2010

Person 1: Where are you going?
Person 2: Oh, I’m sorry, I thought stupidity was contagious.
Person 1: You’re right. I probably should go before I get it from you.

Submitted by: Sunshine on January 30, 2011

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
– Stephen Bishop

You: Go to hell!
Me: See you there (:
You: God. You’re so stupid!
Me: I learned from the best.

Submitted by: Terethatsslifebro on September 13, 2011

Sarcasm, Just another service I offer. What do you offer? stupidity?

Submitted by: roisy on April 9, 2011

Person 1: I’m not in the mood to hear gibberish .
Person 2 : Oh… I am ! What were you going to say ?

Submitted by: Cii on November 22, 2010

You – “Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!”
Me – “I’m sorry there’s a correct side to be waking up on?”
It takes patience to listen, however it takes absolute skill to pretend you’re listening.
Excuse me love, would you like a skirt to go with that belt?!

Submitted by: Leah Victoria on April 25, 2012

Here’s my cup of care.
Oh look it’s empty.

Submitted by: danni on November 21, 2011

I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

Be my guest and leave.
You’re not stupid; you’re just not that smart.

Submitted by: Mia on March 17, 2012

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