Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Man, I sure do hate a bag of air with chips in it.

Submitted by: Iamunknown on April 11, 2013

Person 1: What do you think we should make for dinner?
Person 2: Food.

Submitted by: Iamunknown on April 11, 2013

Person 1: Did you fall?
Person 2: No, a bunch a kids wanted to play ping pong with my a**.

Submitted by: IAmunknown on April 10, 2013

Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.

Submitted by: Iamunknown on March 27, 2013

You: Go to hell.
Me: I go on vacations there.

Submitted by: Vuyie on March 23, 2013
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I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

Submitted by: Vuyie on March 23, 2013

My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.

Submitted by: dave title on March 10, 2013

How very observant of you there captain obvious.

Submitted by: Lima Tiapula on March 10, 2013

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant on February 23, 2013

A guy asks “Do you think I’m straight?”
My response: You’re as straight as a circle.

Submitted by: Aj on January 25, 2013

3 A. M. Phone call
– Hey are you asleep?
– No, I was in coma thank you for rescuing me!

Submitted by: Jox_Touchdown on January 19, 2013
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I love parents’ way of saying you have got a point “Don’t talk back at me!!”

Submitted by: Clothilda on January 18, 2013

Person 1: Only few people can practice two arts simultaneously.
Person 2: That is why I practice three. :)

Submitted by: Kiel on January 17, 2013

Person 1: Can you help me do my homework?
Person 2: Sure, I can, why not.
Person 1: Well?.
Person 2: Just because I can, doesn’t mean I will.

Submitted by: Kiel on January 17, 2013

B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.

Submitted by: derek dsemre on January 5, 2013

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