Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Well, thank you. Coming from you, it means…absolutely nothing.

Submitted by: Unknown on March 29, 2012

Be my guest and leave.
You’re not stupid; you’re just not that smart.

Submitted by: Mia on March 17, 2012

I’ll give you five seconds to find hell.
– Sweetie, I’m already there (:

Submitted by: Haylee on March 12, 2012

It’s okay, my sarcasm fixes your stupidity.

Submitted by: Mimia on March 10, 2012

And who told you you were intelligent?????

Submitted by: gilda on March 2, 2012

Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?

Submitted by: Peter on February 23, 2012

Awkward moment – When your sarcasm is so advanced it makes you look stupid.
I’m sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

Submitted by: Madison on February 20, 2012

3 o’clock in the morning and your best friend calls
You: HEY!! Dude I’m awake and super hyper!!!
You: Dude, are you asleep?
Me: No stupid, I’m skydiving.

Submitted by: Shelby on February 20, 2012

Tell me about your problems again. ‘Cause I care SO much about your problems.

Submitted by: ScissorLuv on February 16, 2012

Before talking please connect the tongue to the brain.

Submitted by: eeinjhel on February 15, 2012

I’m told that familiarity breeds contempt … Well I feel I’ve know you forever.

Submitted by: Rob on February 9, 2012

I’m sorry. I couldn’t see a person behind that giant ego.
I must be psychic. I predicted you’d be an idiot.
Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it.
I failed my spelling test. The teacher said “Idiot” and I put your name down.

Submitted by: Jessica on February 1, 2012

You are funny, you make everyone laugh except when you joke.

Submitted by: manggin misao on January 29, 2012

You think you’re so smart?
– No, I don’t. I’m actually pretty sure.

Submitted by: funnygirl on January 24, 2012

I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.

Submitted by: Bella on January 19, 2012

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