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Before talking please connect the tongue to the brain.

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Violence won’t solve anything…But it sure makes me feel good.

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How can I miss you if you won’t go away?

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Mom: Have you picked out what you’re wearing to school tomorrow?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: What is it?
Me: Clothes!

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Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.

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I’m not good at giving advice…how about sarcasm?

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You: Go to hell.
Me: I go on vacations there.

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Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .

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Just because people don’t understand you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

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A: I hate ugly things.
B: So I’m sure that you hate mirrors.

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3 A.M. Phone call… Hey are you asleep?… No I’m sky diving!

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Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.

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It’s not that they’re ugly. It’s just that everybody else is better looking.

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Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?

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You: What are you doing?
Me: The answer to that question will be revealed from the God given thing that we call eyes.

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There’s a fine like between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.

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You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.

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Man, I sure do hate a bag of air with chips in it.

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I’ll be a millionaire once I’m done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet!

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Well, thank you. Coming from you, it means…absolutely nothing.

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