Sex Quotes and Sayings

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.
– Joan Rivers

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My sex life is like a Ferrari…I don’t have a Ferrari.

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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
Rita Rudner

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Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re f****d.

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A real man is one who can have fun with you, without being sexual.

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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
Steve Martin

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Since sex got easier to get. Love got harder to find.

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The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
Woody Allen

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it’s pretty damn good.
Woody Allen

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Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
– Robert Byrne

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Love is the cure to all diseases but sex is the only cure to a broken heart.

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Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I’m sick I have sex with my wife, try it. Later Chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!

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Sex is an emotion in motion.
Mae West

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If you’re man enough to knock her up…then, you better be man enough to support the child.

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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin

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Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza.

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They say you shouldn’t lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you’ve ever had sex, and your mom is right there, you’re gonna say no.

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Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.
Oscar Wilde

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Dirty: Not all sex is great. It certainly has its’ ups and downs.

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I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
Rodney Dangerfield

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An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Aldous Huxley

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Love between man and woman is impossible because there must not be sexual intercourse, and friendship between man and woman is impossible because there must be sexual intercourse.
James Joyce

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Marrying for sex is like flying to London for the free peanuts and pretzels. It’s not the point of the thing, is it?
Garrison Keillor

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Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn.
Garrison Keillor

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Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.
Hunter S. Thompson

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