Sex Quotes and Sayings

All males are potentially sexual predators. The ability to extract the consent of the victims makes all the difference.
Boghos L. Artinian

Submitted by: Boghos L. Artinian on July 17, 2018

We fall in love in favor of sexual urges.
Sipho P Nkosi

Submitted by: Sipho P Nkosi on July 14, 2018

Sex on television can’t hurt you unless you fall off.

New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.

Cuddling is cute and fun until kissing happens then well, shit gets real.

There are two things people want more than sex and money… recognition and praise.
– Mary Kay Ash

Sex is about the connection. Great sex is a by-product, for me, of a great relationship, where you have communication and it’s an extension of that. Where it’s just free. And that’s how it should be. It’s spectacular.
Tom Cruise


Young people are moving away from feeling guilty about sleeping with somebody to feeling guilty if they are NOT sleeping with someone.
Margaret Mead

Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier.
Laurell K. Hamilton

Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.
Hunter S. Thompson

Marrying for sex is like flying to London for the free peanuts and pretzels. It’s not the point of the thing, is it?
Garrison Keillor

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn.
Garrison Keillor

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we’re doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They’re very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.
Jerry Seinfeld

I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
Rodney Dangerfield

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Aldous Huxley


Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it’s usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies.
Jim Morrison

Love between man and woman is impossible because there must not be sexual intercourse, and friendship between man and woman is impossible because there must be sexual intercourse.
James Joyce

I don’t know why they call it a Walk of shame. You just had sex last night and now everyone knows it. Sounds like a Walk of Win to me.

You’re 12, you should be loosing teeth. Not your virginity.

Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I’m sick I have sex with my wife, try it. Later Chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!

If you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a “Bang”.

They say you shouldn’t lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you’ve ever had sex, and your mom is right there, you’re gonna say no.

Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza.

Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex cos you don’t want that late text… that I think I’m late text.

If you’re man enough to knock her up…then, you better be man enough to support the child.


All men approve of premarital sex…until they have a daughter.

My sex life is like a Ferrari…I don’t have a Ferrari.

Sex is the consolation you have when you can’t have love.
– Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
– Jimmy Demaret

Since sex got easier to get. Love got harder to find.

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