Sex without love is like food without taste.
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp. – Joan Rivers
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances. – Suze Orman
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. – Rita Rudner
A real man is one who can have fun with you, without being sexual.
Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re f****d.
Since sex got easier to get. Love got harder to find.
My sex life is like a Ferrari…I don’t have a Ferrari.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at. – Jimmy Demaret
Sex is like high school…you miss a period and you’re in trouble.
You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither. – Steve Martin
Sex is of real interest to every human being and so why gloss over it, and it’s fun, it’s interesting, it has so many dimensions. – Khushwant Singh
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it. – Woody Allen
Shy on the streets, sexy on the sheets!
Sex is a two-way treat. – Franklin P. Jones
Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza.
I don’t know why they call it a Walk of shame. You just had sex last night and now everyone knows it. Sounds like a Walk of Win to me.
Love is the cure to all diseases but sex is the only cure to a broken heart.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it’s pretty damn good. – Woody Allen
Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography. – Robert Byrne
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