They say you shouldn’t lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you’ve ever had sex, and your mom is right there, you’re gonna say no.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me so throw me down tie me up and show me that you like me.
Sex is the consolation you have when you can’t have love. – Gabriel Garci-a Marquez
Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex. – Hunter S. Thompson
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you’ve got and fifty percent what people think you’ve got. – Sophia Loren
Love between man and woman is impossible because there must not be sexual intercourse, and friendship between man and woman is impossible because there must be sexual intercourse. – James Joyce
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex. – Aldous Huxley
I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going. – Rodney Dangerfield
There is not love where there is no will. – Indira Gandhi
Sex is about the connection. Great sex is a by-product, for me, of a great relationship, where you have communication and it’s an extension of that. Where it’s just free. And that’s how it should be. It’s spectacular. – Tom Cruise
Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it’s usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies. – Jim Morrison
We fall in love in favor of sexual urges. – Sipho P Nkosi
Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. – Garrison Keillor
Young people are moving away from feeling guilty about sleeping with somebody to feeling guilty if they are NOT sleeping with someone. – Margaret Mead
All males are potentially sexual predators. The ability to extract the consent of the victims makes all the difference. – Boghos L. Artinian
Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier. – Laurell K. Hamilton
New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.
Marrying for sex is like flying to London for the free peanuts and pretzels. It’s not the point of the thing, is it? – Garrison Keillor
No beard, no booty!
Sex is that itch which nags you 40 times a day and – in case you are lucky – gives you pleasure 10 minutes a week.
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