Short Funny Quotes

So I ran into my ex the other day…
then I put it in reverse and hit him again

Submitted by: xXxAmandaxXx on June 12, 2008

If you weren’t who you are … I’d like you!

Submitted by: Kassie on October 16, 2009

“THE IMPOSSIBLE…” what nobody can do until some body does…….

Submitted by: ukdarkangel on January 22, 2009

Sleep till you’re hungry, eat till you’re sleepy

Submitted by: Phillip on May 19, 2008

People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish .

Submitted by: ky on August 10, 2010

What does it mean when you live on a busy street and your mom tells you to play on the road?

Submitted by: Way2Hot on February 17, 2008

I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

Submitted by: Jess on May 18, 2009

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Submitted by: Bravo1560 on October 8, 2009

Brother: Did you know that ’sugar’ is the only word in the English language where the ’su’ makes the ’sh’ sound?
Sister: Really?
Brother: Yeah, I’m sure.

Submitted by: lisa on March 12, 2011

POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN…Police have nothing to go on

Submitted by: DeAnna _starfish on September 30, 2007

If karma doesn’t come around and hit you in the face, I will.

Submitted by: Jilll on June 23, 2011

If love is blind then how did it find us???

Submitted by: UR MOMS NEW BOY FRIEND on July 20, 2008

Why fight to live when we live to die???
YoungBlood: Because, perhaps there are few dying to live. :p

Submitted by: YoungBlood on November 15, 2007

He who laughs last doesn’t get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind!

Submitted by: crazy**** :) on May 12, 2010

I never fall off.
I just,
Dismount with style.

Submitted by: HORSA_CLOTHING on September 13, 2013

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