Short Funny Quotes

Tuesday is Monday’s Ugly Sister.

Monday is like a kid having s*x for the first time…it came too soon!

Just reminding everyone that it’s Monday, just in case any of you were feeling overly optimistic.

Monday is one of my favorite days of the week. My 7th favorite.

The toughest activity of a week starts right from Monday morning….it is called “Waking Up”


Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?

God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.’

It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week.

Shortest horror story ever: Monday


Hide. I see Monday.

Mondays are the potholes in the road of life

If Mondays were shoes they’d be crocs

Monday must be a man. It comes too quickly

Copyright © 2006-2018 - All rights reserved. Home | Blog | Contact Us | FAQ | Privacy Policy | Submit A Quote