Short Funny Quotes

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it

Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die.
– Roy Station

Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays.
– Rebecca Gober

So. Monday. We meet again.

We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.
– Julio Alexi Genao

Kapil : What are you doing nowadays?
Man : PHD
Kapil : Wao, Doctor
Man : No its Pizza Home Delievery

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Man : Which is the oldest animal on earth?
Kapil : Zebra. Because it is still white and black.

She: My love close your eyes and tell me what you see.
Me: Nothing.
She: This is my life without you.
Me: Now close your eyes and tell me what you see.
She: Nothing.
Me: This is what I feel for you :d

Submitted by: Hemant stephen salvatore on October 6, 2016

My son is now an ‘entrepreneur.’ That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job.
– Ted Turner

First, abnormal was relabeled special. Then, we redefined normal to include the reclassified special. Now, those who are but normal call themselves special.
Alan Robert Neal

The more frequent your epiphanies, the more likely you should be listening to someone other than yourself.
Alan Robert Neal

That awkward moment when you just washed your car, then the rain starts pouring.

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I don’t have a short temper.
But
I have a quick reaction to wrong action. :D :D

Submitted by: Apana lama on August 15, 2016

“I need some time to process this”, said a computer to another after a break-up.

Submitted by: Rahul Ramabhadran on July 24, 2016

When life gives you lemons, vlog about it on YouTube.

Submitted by: Rahul Ramabhadran on July 24, 2016

I am into technology, the study of techno music.

Submitted by: Rahul Ramabhadran on July 24, 2016

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