Short Funny Quotes

Life: Besides gravity, nothing keeps me down.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson on July 14, 2013

Your intelligence is my common sense.

Submitted by: Swapnil on September 16, 2009

All I want is for one guy to prove that they are not all the same.

Submitted by: I on May 31, 2008

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant on February 23, 2013

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W.C. Fields

Submitted by: mina on June 8, 2008

If Barbie was so popular, Why do people buy her friends ?

Submitted by: Shortie on October 31, 2007

Bet you didn’t notice the the word ‘the’ has been said twice. :)

Submitted by: Bailey on July 13, 2010

Don’t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.

Homework is killing
trees, stop the madness!

Submitted by: Sam on October 5, 2007

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy – the parents.

Submitted by: Flicka on July 26, 2010

No’one is perfect,
well then im no’one

Submitted by: bobby on November 17, 2007

Rlaely it deson’t mttaer waht I wirte you’ll sitll uanrtednsnd it

Submitted by: danz on March 10, 2009

Everyone has the right to their own opinion… Yours is just wrong.

Submitted by: Beth on October 4, 2008

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Submitted by: Doreen Deramo on August 4, 2009

When I speak with my eyes, I tell more than just one story.

Submitted by: Priya on December 13, 2007

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