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Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs.
– King James

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I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.

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The best way to quit smoking is to keep wet cigarettes.

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I am not a heavy smoker, I just go through a lighter a day.

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Don’t ever hate smokers because its them due to whom thousands get their daily bread.

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Smoking kills and Cars account for more than 35,000 deaths a year in the USA alone. Give up your car and both problems are solved, who wants to walk to the store for cigarettes?

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Why do so many people care, its not their live its the smoker’s live. Personally I enjoy smoking my Hookah, Pipe or Blunt … Or all together.
And if you haven’t notice, smokers are mostly the nicest calmest and nicest people.

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My doctor asked me how much I smoked, I told him just enough to stay addicted.

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Smoking is bad, but you can die in a car wreck too.
I can’t stand all those sad stories from people who died of cancer while smoking. My grandfather turned 81 and he smoked for about 65 years. Never had any diseases or anything, besides.. Nowadays you’ll get cancer from anything! I know it’s horrible if you lose someone who actually has cancer but we can’t quite help it. So excuse me, I’m going for a smoke…

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I only smoke when I drink, I’m down to two packs a day!

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When you smoke, you’re paying to kill yourself.
If you want to die from smoking..it’s quicker and easier just to get a gun.

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The best way to give up smoking cigarettes is to move to San Francisco where pot is legal.

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You say smoking kills and I say so do car crashes and serial killers.

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A Smoke a day keeps the stress away!

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If I cannot smoke is heaven then I shall not go.

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