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Hello stalker, I’m doing fine, thanks for checking up on me.

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Keep lurking, I’m doing good.

0

Stalking is a felony. Just sayin’

5

Welcome back stalkers.

6

Don’t worry about what I’m doing, worry about why you’re worried about what I’m doing.

3

If stalking my page and going through my pics makes you feel better, please continue, you’re sad and pathetic.

4

Stalk me all you want, I still won’t like you.

5

Oh sweetie I don’t mind that you stalk me, I consider it charity. I’m glad to be contributing to your low life foundation.

0

We good over here, stay over there.

0

Me?? Stalk?? Nah.. I just observe.. At night… Behind a tree… Alone…

4

I’m sorry you’re so insecure with yourself that you constantly have to worry about every move I am making.

0

Nobody watches you harder than the people that can’t stand you.

0

You can’t force someone to love you, you can only stalk them and hope for the best.

2

It’s not called stalking. It’s just called following you.

4

Go ahead and keep watching my posts. Yes, I’m still happy and yes, I’m still awesome.

0

Rememner…it’s the people not liking your pics who are paying the most attention.

1

Some call it stalking I call it love.

1

It might seem that I stalk you, but the truth is I love you!!!

5

You can not figure me out, looking at my social media.

0

Stalking someone on Facebook and accidentally liking their profile picture from six years ago.

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