Stupid Quotes & Sayings

I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.

Submitted by: Felix Opoku Ameyaw on December 8, 2018

Are you really that stupid or did it take a lot of practice?

Submitted by: B.Knox on July 22, 2018

There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.

Submitted by: H2OFlamesGaming on June 19, 2018

I’m very cleaver, made a hole in my fridge door to ensure light goes off when I close it.

Submitted by: agusti ferre on May 30, 2018

What did one cat say to the other cat.
Nothing cats don’t talk. Meow.

Submitted by: Gabriele Echols on April 28, 2018

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
– Redd Foxx

Sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see.

Submitted by: Obama on October 22, 2017

Listen to everyone because even an idiot comes up with a good idea once in a while.

Submitted by: Mike on May 8, 2017

If brains were gasoline you wouldn’t have enough to propel a flea’s motorcycle around a doughnut.

Submitted by: Mike on May 8, 2017

You are so stupid you carried a ruler to bed to see how long you sleep.

Submitted by: V. Zisengwe on November 22, 2016

One man’s justice is another’s Injustice. One man’s beauty another’s ugliness. One man’s wisdom another’s folly.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stupidity is no excuse of not thinking

When you select the “It’s just who I am” rationalization to excuse a stupid action, then who you are is an idiot.
Alan Robert Neal

The more stupid one is, the closer one is to reality. The more stupid one is, the clearer one is. Stupidity is brief and artless, while intelligence squirms and hides itself. Intelligence is unprincipled, but stupidity is honest and straightforward.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky

You can be sincere and still be stupid.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky


What is the only flaw of being intelligent?… that you have to deal with stupid people.

Submitted by: Aleem Dk on January 15, 2016

Someone comes to my house and asks me, “Where do you live?” it is at these moments I question the intelligence of the human race.

Submitted by: menchie64 on January 14, 2016

Stupidity isn’t punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.
Laurell K. Hamilton

I thought a thought that I thought I had thought but the thought that I had thought wasn’t the thought that I had thought I had thought so maybe if I had thought the thought that I thought I thought I wouldn’t of thought so much.

Submitted by: Eoghan on October 26, 2015

So we were given a 50 page assignment to write an essay on save trees. Photocopied in 10 places.

Submitted by: Jennifer on September 27, 2015

Jesus cured all diseases. Except stupidity.

Submitted by: oom blanco on September 17, 2015

Never be a spectator of unfairness or stupidity. The grave will supply plenty of time for silence.
Christopher Hitchens

The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.

There’s no vaccine against stupid.

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.


I’ve learned that there is a difference between stupid people and uneducated people; you can be educated but still stupid. Racist people are stupid. Biased people are stupid. Sexist people are stupid. Homophobic people are stupid. Judgmental people are stupid. These can all be categorized into one word: ignorance. Usually, when an unintelligent person has no valid point to make, they find someone to insult or discriminate against because that is the only way they can converse.

Submitted by: Dillon Henwood on July 19, 2014

What do you call a person who gets his boots polished, get his trousers ironed and leaves his shirt unpressed to get a passport photograph snapped.

Submitted by: raymond adesokan on September 23, 2013

Doing stupid things in the front of the mirror right before showering.

How do you get youtube to film you?

Submitted by: Osama bin Laden on July 9, 2013

I tried to became unsuccessful and became successful in that.
So what did I became, successful or unsuccessful ???

Submitted by: runu on June 8, 2013

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