Stupid Quotes & Sayings

What did one cat say to the other cat.
Nothing cats don’t talk. Meow.

Submitted by: Gabriele Echols on April 28, 2018

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
– Redd Foxx

Sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see.

Submitted by: Obama on October 22, 2017

Listen to everyone because even an idiot comes up with a good idea once in a while.

Submitted by: Mike on May 8, 2017

If brains were gasoline you wouldn’t have enough to propel a flea’s motorcycle around a doughnut.

Submitted by: Mike on May 8, 2017
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You are so stupid you carried a ruler to bed to see how long you sleep.

Submitted by: V. Zisengwe on November 22, 2016

One man’s justice is another’s Injustice. One man’s beauty another’s ugliness. One man’s wisdom another’s folly.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stupidity is no excuse of not thinking

When you select the “It’s just who I am” rationalization to excuse a stupid action, then who you are is an idiot.
Alan Robert Neal

The more stupid one is, the closer one is to reality. The more stupid one is, the clearer one is. Stupidity is brief and artless, while intelligence squirms and hides itself. Intelligence is unprincipled, but stupidity is honest and straightforward.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky

You can be sincere and still be stupid.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky

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What is the only flaw of being intelligent?… that you have to deal with stupid people.

Submitted by: Aleem Dk on January 15, 2016

Someone comes to my house and asks me, “Where do you live?” it is at these moments I question the intelligence of the human race.

Submitted by: menchie64 on January 14, 2016

Stupidity isn’t punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.
Laurell K. Hamilton

I thought a thought that I thought I had thought but the thought that I had thought wasn’t the thought that I had thought I had thought so maybe if I had thought the thought that I thought I thought I wouldn’t of thought so much.

Submitted by: Eoghan on October 26, 2015

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