I have two sons. Both are boys.
Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo. Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo. Mom: Why? Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet!
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.
You know you are stupid when you’re riding a horse and it’s head is on the wrong end!!!
I tried to became unsuccessful and became successful in that. So what did I became, successful or unsuccessful ???
You can’t just let nature run wild. – Wally Hickel
I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to. – Linda Evangelista
I wouldn’t call you stupid or ugly…,.at least not to you’re face!
The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
Stupid can change, Ugly is forever
Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.
I think war is a dangerous place. – George W. Bush
I think we agree, the past is over. – George W. Bush
If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.
There is no vaccine against stupidity. – Albert Einstein
I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!
Three great forces rule the world: stupidity, fear and greed. – Albert Einstein
Bagels, bagels, I like bagels! Soft and round, round and soft with a spot. Spot, I had a dog named spot once. He had a long life. Life. Lemme tell you something about life. It cost 10 bucks. That’s crazy right? One time I was so crazy they stuck me in a looney box and guess what the fed me there Bagels, bagels I like bagels.
Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.
It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it. – George W. Bush
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