Stupid People Quotes | Funny Sayings about Stupidity - Page 10

An intelligent woman is a woman with whom one can be as stupid as one wants.
– Paul Valéry

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I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.

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You can’t just let nature run wild.
– Wally Hickel

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Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo.
Mom: Why?
Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet!

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You know you are stupid when you’re riding a horse and it’s head is on the wrong end!!!

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I tried to became unsuccessful and became successful in that.
So what did I became, successful or unsuccessful ???

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I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.
– Linda Evangelista

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The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

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I wouldn’t call you stupid or ugly…,.at least not to you’re face!

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Stupid can change, Ugly is forever

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I think war is a dangerous place.
– George W. Bush

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I think we agree, the past is over.
– George W. Bush

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Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.

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If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.

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I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!

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Three great forces rule the world: stupidity, fear and greed.
– Albert Einstein

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Bagels, bagels, I like bagels! Soft and round, round and soft with a spot.
Spot, I had a dog named spot once. He had a long life.
Life. Lemme tell you something about life. It cost 10 bucks. That’s crazy right?
One time I was so crazy they stuck me in a looney box and guess what the fed me there
Bagels, bagels I like bagels.

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It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.
– George W. Bush

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Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.

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There is no vaccine against stupidity.
– Albert Einstein

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