An intelligent woman is a woman with whom one can be as stupid as one wants. – Paul Valéry
I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.
You can’t just let nature run wild. – Wally Hickel
Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo. Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo. Mom: Why? Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet!
You know you are stupid when you’re riding a horse and it’s head is on the wrong end!!!
I tried to became unsuccessful and became successful in that. So what did I became, successful or unsuccessful ???
I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to. – Linda Evangelista
The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
I wouldn’t call you stupid or ugly…,.at least not to you’re face!
Stupid can change, Ugly is forever
I think war is a dangerous place. – George W. Bush
I think we agree, the past is over. – George W. Bush
Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.
If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.
I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!
Three great forces rule the world: stupidity, fear and greed. – Albert Einstein
Bagels, bagels, I like bagels! Soft and round, round and soft with a spot. Spot, I had a dog named spot once. He had a long life. Life. Lemme tell you something about life. It cost 10 bucks. That’s crazy right? One time I was so crazy they stuck me in a looney box and guess what the fed me there Bagels, bagels I like bagels.
It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it. – George W. Bush
Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.
There is no vaccine against stupidity. – Albert Einstein
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