Stupid Quotes & Sayings

I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.
– John Green

Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!

Submitted by: J on April 4, 2012

I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.

Submitted by: richard on May 22, 2011

Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!
– Shaquille O’Neal

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing\


Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
– Ivana Trump

Being stupid is its own reward.

I don’t have nightmares. I create them.

Submitted by: Jessica on March 20, 2010

If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?

Submitted by: andrea on November 4, 2010

And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail.
George W. Bush

Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields


I cannot tell you how grateful I am – I am filled with humidity.
– Gib Lewis

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
– Charles De Gaulle

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

Submitted by: sandra blackburn on January 1, 2013

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