Stupid People Quotes | Funny Sayings about Stupidity - Page 11

My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.

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You would look clever if you just mute yourself.

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I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.

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I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.
– George W. Bush

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Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes.
– Laurell K. Hamilton

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I have multiple personalities, and so do I.

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If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”

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HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.

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What I do when I see someone pretty
I stare,
I smile,
Then when I get tired I put the mirror down.

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I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.

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Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.

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Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.

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You know you’re stupid if your friends are smarter than you.

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I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.

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I am not stupid. The guy that I pay to think and do my work for me is.

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If I’m going crazy, can you give me directions?

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I’ve read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents.
– George Wallace

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Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???

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You can observe a lot just by watching.
– Yogi Berra

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Now we are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we’re going to succeed.
– Ronald Reagan

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