Stupid Quotes & Sayings

I wouldn’t call you stupid or ugly…,.at least not to you’re face!

Submitted by: BLRouse on September 21, 2009

Stupid can change, Ugly is forever

Submitted by: BLRouse on September 21, 2009

I think we agree, the past is over.
George W. Bush

You know you are stupid when you’re riding a horse and it’s head is on the wrong end!!!

Submitted by: Secret on August 21, 2010

There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people that don’t know the answer!

Submitted by: max on June 23, 2010

I have two daughters…both are girls!

Submitted by: babu on May 22, 2011

If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.

Submitted by: DAVE on June 10, 2012

I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.

Submitted by: Tara on June 2, 2012

I’ve learned that there is a difference between stupid people and uneducated people; you can be educated but still stupid. Racist people are stupid. Biased people are stupid. Sexist people are stupid. Homophobic people are stupid. Judgmental people are stupid. These can all be categorized into one word: ignorance. Usually, when an unintelligent person has no valid point to make, they find someone to insult or discriminate against because that is the only way they can converse.

Submitted by: Dillon Henwood on July 19, 2014

I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!

Submitted by: Lissy on April 11, 2013

Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.

Submitted by: Sheila on March 27, 2013

I think war is a dangerous place.
George W. Bush

My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.

Submitted by: katelyn, of course on March 1, 2012

You would look clever if you just mute yourself.

Submitted by: diputs on May 22, 2010

It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.
George W. Bush

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