Stupid Quotes & Sayings

If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”

Submitted by: beatles13 on December 4, 2011

I have multiple personalities, and so do I.

Submitted by: Rob on February 11, 2012

I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.

Submitted by: Jessie on May 13, 2012

Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.

Submitted by: ajoi on June 9, 2011


Submitted by: fred on April 16, 2012

If I’m going crazy, can you give me directions?

Submitted by: andrea on November 4, 2010

I worked so hard to be stupid but just make it look easy.

Submitted by: sillywilly on February 4, 2012

I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.
George W. Bush

I’ve read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents.
– George Wallace

Now we are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we’re going to succeed.
Ronald Reagan

I am not stupid. The guy that I pay to think and do my work for me is.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now on February 20, 2012

Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???

Submitted by: angiebaby on March 17, 2012

If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?

Submitted by: Hannanana on May 7, 2012

The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.
– Gerry Brown

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.
– Gerald Ford

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