Stupid Quotes & Sayings

Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
– Othal Brand

You know you’re stupid if your friends are smarter than you.

Submitted by: Javier

I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.

Submitted by: Lissy-lover

Bagels, bagels, I like bagels! Soft and round, round and soft with a spot.
Spot, I had a dog named spot once. He had a long life.
Life. Lemme tell you something about life. It cost 10 bucks. That’s crazy right?
One time I was so crazy they stuck me in a looney box and guess what the fed me there
Bagels, bagels I like bagels.

Submitted by: APerson

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
– Dan Quayle


If Lincoln was alive today, he’d roll over in his grave.
– Gerald Ford

The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.

People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.

Submitted by: Jimmy It

Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?

Submitted by: A Stupid Friend

Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now

Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.

Submitted by: ASIEL

I’m not crazy just the voices are!

Submitted by: HeAtH hArRiS

Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.

Submitted by: sak

Wherever you go, there you are.

Submitted by: Mike

You can observe a lot just by watching.
Yogi Berra

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