Stupid Quotes & Sayings

62.3% of all statistics are made up.

Submitted by: Dwight

Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.

Submitted by: Snake

Me may be an idiot but me is not stupid.

Submitted by: HI

We made too many wrong mistakes.
Yogi Berra

I owe my parents a lot, especially my mom and dad.

Submitted by: tammy14

Important NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice, eventually you’ll realize that this notice isn’t worth noticing.

Submitted by: confucius

The shocking part isn’t realizing how stupid the average person is, it’s realizing that 49% of the world is dumber than he is.

Submitted by: derp

Today, I took an elevator up from the top floor to the basement.

Submitted by: Arzeimuth

Cheryl is going to a funeral, I think someone died.

Submitted by: John

You’re stupid if you think that you’re smart.

Submitted by: Ahmed

My job is a decision- making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions.
George W. Bush


We cannot give you the weather today becuase we depend on weather reports from the airport which is shut due to weather conditions. We might be able to give you a weather report tomorrow depending on the weather.

Submitted by: owain

I asked a Policeman one day what was the stupidest statements he had ever heard…
This was his answer..
1.”Do you know how fast you were going”
2.”How much time have you done?”
3. “why do you guys always pick on me”..
And my favorite
“I was going to bring the car back to them… Someday!!”

Submitted by: BLRouse

I can’t believe I read this thread.

Submitted by: Dave

Stupidity is not covered by warranty.

Submitted by: Jay Ralph ATadero

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