Stupid Quotes & Sayings

I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering…
I wonder..

Submitted by: MEV on December 22, 2008

You laugh because imm different,i laugh because I just farted..

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo on March 6, 2008

Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.

Submitted by: Cori on December 4, 2007

You know you’re stupid when you wake someone up by asking if they’re asleep.

Submitted by: acer on August 23, 2009

I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.

Submitted by: Kacey on April 3, 2008
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Go for the happy endings,
because life doesn’t have any sequels.
If you keep chasing yesterday,
you’re going to miss tomorrow.

Submitted by: Lexiiiii on December 13, 2007

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Steven Wright

Submitted by: Kacey on April 3, 2008

Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…

Submitted by: Kayla on October 29, 2007

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

The person who laughs last at a joke..didn’t get it

Submitted by: Steve on March 4, 2009

If you ever decide to leave me, I’m going with you.

Submitted by: JB on July 22, 2009
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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Submitted by: Kacey on April 3, 2008

If you don’t know what you are talking about, at least act like you do.

Submitted by: Tayler on June 14, 2008

Second is the first loser.

Submitted by: dr.fill02 on November 30, 2007

Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.

Submitted by: Kacey on April 3, 2008

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