What did one cat say to the other cat. Nothing cats don’t talk. Meow.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. – Redd Foxx
Sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see.
Listen to everyone because even an idiot comes up with a good idea once in a while.
If brains were gasoline you wouldn’t have enough to propel a flea’s motorcycle around a doughnut.
You are so stupid you carried a ruler to bed to see how long you sleep.
One man’s justice is another’s Injustice. One man’s beauty another’s ugliness. One man’s wisdom another’s folly. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
Stupidity is no excuse of not thinking
When you select the “It’s just who I am” rationalization to excuse a stupid action, then who you are is an idiot. – Alan Robert Neal
The more stupid one is, the closer one is to reality. The more stupid one is, the clearer one is. Stupidity is brief and artless, while intelligence squirms and hides itself. Intelligence is unprincipled, but stupidity is honest and straightforward. – Fyodor Dostoyevsky
You can be sincere and still be stupid. – Fyodor Dostoyevsky
What is the only flaw of being intelligent?… that you have to deal with stupid people.
Someone comes to my house and asks me, “Where do you live?” it is at these moments I question the intelligence of the human race.
Stupidity isn’t punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop. – Laurell K. Hamilton
I thought a thought that I thought I had thought but the thought that I had thought wasn’t the thought that I had thought I had thought so maybe if I had thought the thought that I thought I thought I wouldn’t of thought so much.
So we were given a 50 page assignment to write an essay on save trees. Photocopied in 10 places.
Jesus cured all diseases. Except stupidity.
The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.
There’s no vaccine against stupid.
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
I’ve learned that there is a difference between stupid people and uneducated people; you can be educated but still stupid. Racist people are stupid. Biased people are stupid. Sexist people are stupid. Homophobic people are stupid. Judgmental people are stupid. These can all be categorized into one word: ignorance. Usually, when an unintelligent person has no valid point to make, they find someone to insult or discriminate against because that is the only way they can converse.
What do you call a person who gets his boots polished, get his trousers ironed and leaves his shirt unpressed to get a passport photograph snapped.
Doing stupid things in the front of the mirror right before showering.
How do you get youtube to film you?
I tried to became unsuccessful and became successful in that. So what did I became, successful or unsuccessful ???
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