The person who laughs last at a joke..didn’t get it
Second is the first loser.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. – George Carlin
If you ever decide to leave me, I’m going with you.
Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room. Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…
If you don’t know what you are talking about, at least act like you do.
Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.
I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it!
You can lie to me, You can lie to the court, hell… You can even lie in front of my car!
When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs.
Put your seatbelt on guys, I wanna try something.
“when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”
I ate my homework cos my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – she lied
Im not stupid I just lack common sense
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent
You’re playing stupid again.. Looks like you’re winning too.
Some people are pretty, and some people are stupid, but the majority of people are pretty stupid..
I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Me? Fail English!? … That’s unpossible!
Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!
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