Stupid Quotes & Sayings

I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it!

Stupid Quote: I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy...

Submitted by: Alice on July 25, 2008
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You can lie to me,
You can lie to the court,
hell… You can even lie in front of my car!

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Submitted by: some guy on September 5, 2008
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Put your seatbelt on guys, I wanna try something.

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Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo on March 6, 2008
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Im not stupid I just lack common sense

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Submitted by: clemson101 on March 3, 2009
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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent

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Submitted by: ajhflwuhef on December 22, 2007
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When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs.

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Submitted by: cubbiesgirl97 on July 25, 2010
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“when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”

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Submitted by: you rock my sox on March 30, 2008
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Me? Fail English!? … That’s unpossible!

Stupid Quote: Me? Fail English!? … That’s unpossible!

Submitted by: she on June 7, 2010
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Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!

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Submitted by: auntie wanna on December 8, 2007
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I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

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Submitted by: anonymous on March 20, 2009
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A cheerleader is a dancer gone retarded. ^^

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Submitted by: Danielle on January 18, 2009
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OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!

Stupid Quote: OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!

Submitted by: Gaby on December 8, 2008
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The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.

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Submitted by: David on November 16, 2009
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You’re playing stupid again..
Looks like you’re winning too.

Stupid Quote: You’re playing stupid again.. Looks like you’re...

Submitted by: Elli on June 16, 2009
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so I had to see a dentist instead.

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Submitted by: Teah monique on October 16, 2008
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Some people are pretty, and some people are stupid, but the majority of people are pretty stupid..

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Submitted by: BLRouse on September 21, 2009
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be misinterpreted and then used against you in the court of law.

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Submitted by: ashley on July 16, 2009
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I ate my homework cos my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – she lied

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Submitted by: JaKa on August 25, 2010
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Think smarter, not harder=]

Stupid Quote: Think smarter, not harder=]

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo on March 6, 2008
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I used to think I was stupid, then I met you…

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Submitted by: BLRouse on September 21, 2009
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If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)

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Submitted by: Paige on March 10, 2008
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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it stops snowing.
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Submitted by: Kacey on April 3, 2008
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God must love stupid people. He has so many!!

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Submitted by: kelly on April 20, 2008
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Being Stupid isnt as easy as it may look

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Submitted by: KayKay on October 30, 2008
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How old is your 16 year old sister???
P.S. Someone really asked me that!!!

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Submitted by: Person on August 21, 2010
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You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.

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Submitted by: Michael on January 20, 2008
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Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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Submitted by: Thoogo on July 21, 2009
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I thought I losing it… But then I thought, Iv’e got nothing to lose :)

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Submitted by: Sash on February 3, 2008
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The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
Bill Maher

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We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

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